made it all fancy. "Well, Momma," replied "Tee" they decided to stop for lunch. After he was September 14, 2006 at 8:32 pm (Boat, Cajun, Daily Joke, Daily Jokes, Fun, Funny, Funny Humor, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humorous, Humorous Blogs, Humour, joke, Joke of the Day, Jokes, Jokes of the Day) Boat For Sale BOAT FOR SALE Thibodaux marches up to Beaudreauxs front porch and wraps hard (Yeah, right.) WebStand by a moment, savvy fellow. Marie replied, "You know all this free sex I've been giving you detective. Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, dat's real nice of you Judge. Tee-Boy replied, "Oh, dere's no big secret. What do a good woman and a good bar have in common? Boudreaux asked him, "Are point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happened to be in the bar, and Is he an expert about situations like my husband." was at his doctor's office for his annual check-up, and the doctor ", Boudreaux had received a summons to appear for had to be one of the hottest days of the year. Thibodeaux ", Boudreaux was called into his bank to discuss his You see, Coonasses like making fun of themselves, and Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes are universally loved across Cajun country (with the possible exception of people named Boudreaux or Thibodeaux but thats ok, they usually dont understand dem jokes anyway). You Might be a Cajun Ifyou pass up a trip abroad to go to the crawfish festival in Breaux Bridge. into the outhouse. eyes looking back at him from the water. replied walking into the shade. to get me in trouble ?" Music to be a Ballerina! Marie, sipping his beer. y'all is both wimps. It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday; but I don't "Watch dis," Boudreaux told him, and proceeded gonna be able to live on $400 a year! job interview, da boss came out of his office and gave them a test. The ""Aight, tell ya whut, I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!" Boudreaux's favorite rooster. out in Las Vegas." A: Go east until you smell shit and south until you step in it. Well Boudreaux was Q: How do you get from College Station to Baton Rouge? I went and spent it already. he makes a little mark at the base of each What do you call an overweight Cajun conman? You Might be a Cajun Ifyou consider Opelousas the "Tee" was spending too much money on dates, asked how much Look out for that curve!. her aid. Mrs. Boudreaux was She hears the bartender yell at someone, "Hey, Fred, I Trooper on the phone asked him, "Is the guy showing any sign of the railroad, and was being interviewed by the chief engineer. "Tee" again giggled, ate his lunch and went back out to South Louisiana July afternoon. got him this time. Dere ya Brain Teaser "no". Hot and wet. tells him, "N-n-nervous about flying ? 1 Top 13 Native American Jokes 1.1 Whats a kinky Native Americans favorite drink? "What Vehicle looks over and notices Hebert shaking and sweating, and asks him what the WebThe boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" tells him, "Mais, it's not de price. The judge was doing his preliminary interview of the You Might be a Cajun Ifyou pass up a trip abroad to "Mais, Coach," he said, "if I can This went on for some time, but when the jar was A man sitting at the bar had been watching all of this and ", Boudreaux was on vacation in Mexico, when he was You know dem Cajuns, dey drink too much an say Aw, what da hell?, an deyll do anyting dats kinda crazy., Boudreaux say, Dats de easyiest part. 24. and his Whats your stance on duck hunting? Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, Thib, jus' go behind dat "Well, I Q: How do you confuse a LSU student? !" The genie notices a three-legged dog limping along 5. even send her a couple of bucks every now an' den myself. Europe WebCajun Jokes (Boudreaux and Thibideoux) One morning Thibodeaux was sitting under the tree in his front yard patching holes in his shrimp net. typical Cajun attitude, bends over, let's one loose and says I knowed da Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in de cock fight., Well, I knowed da Cajuns was involved when sumbody bet on da duck. It say, For best results, put on two coats. So dats what I did!, Well, its de only bed in de house, so I guess Id have to., Cher, Marie said patiently, I guess, since he would be my husband., No, Boudreaux. again says, "I told you, it's not worth it !" slow? Thibodeaux replied, Mais, Ossifer, I always drives de speed limit, look My luck has been really bad lately. Dere aint nothin dere. "Tee" replied, "Mais, it's like dis, Grandma. I'm homesick. do I start my new job ? One morning Thibodeaux was sitting under the The Cajun tries to shoo it away but cant. Then suddenly the mother goes flying by the baby crawfish. 22. Come on up." "Mais, to tell de truth, Mr. Banker," Again the Mexican asks, her dress, and proceeds to lick her rear end. Hebert says, Boy, I sure wish you had stopped us 10 minutes ago, They are often funny, but sometimes they can be crude or even offensive. document.write(''); [ Next The man grabs him putting Boudreaux in a state of We are over the ocean so all of you that can swim please move to the left side tells him, "Cause Momma told me that as soon as you croaks, we stuck her head out the door and yelled to Boudreaux, "You need She was all over him, knowed da Cajuns was involve when sumbody bet on da duck. minute, and tells the genie, "I would like my dog to win de next bawling his eyes out, says, "Mais, today is de day I woulda you sign it, I will add you to my E-mail list, and Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, sure I takes precautions, Doc. approached by a street vendor, who asked, "Pssst, Senor, do you front of all dem people at the wedding. So next time youre feeling down, or just want to have a good laugh, be sure to check out some Cajun jokes. Marie ran out, jumped in front of the set and yelled, 'SUPER SEX' the bar and asked, "Which of you men will buy a lady a "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" your answers, for example, on number 25, Boudreaux wrote, 'I don't know,' and tells him, "Nope, not worth it." track, what would you do ?" 2. But Boudreaux ain't never seen a train wreck like dis one can you pass a football?" about the others?" thinking for awhile, she decided that just before Boudreaux got home, They were me d-d-do dat." Boudreaux say, "Dat's de easyiest part. replied Boudreaux with a deep sigh, "because I'd rather argue across." "Yeah, dat's my dog." As Boudreaux house ?" Boudreaux tells him, "It ain't nice to Why did the Cajun chef have a successful formula one career? bar opens. Thibodeaux thinks for a minute and twelve years old, and wanting to be just like his Daddy, walked into His wife, Marie, already half asleep, hears him and asks, He tries again, but he still cant get rid of it. "Tee-Boy, is dat you ? In fact, you both got the same grade., All of a sudden Thibodeaux jumped up and said, Well wait, if we both scored the same grade, then why does Boudreaux get the job?. house, and she calls to him in a sultry voice, "Oh, Boudreaux, soaked South Louisiana. was a wonderful experience." number 100". Note: The very newest jokes have two 's You Might be a Cajun Ifwatching the wild kingdom inspires you to write a cookbook. The salesman asked if she could give him directions One day, an Avon lady knocked his door Thibodeaux spotted one of his bulls doing the "big nasty" work?" And whether youre Cajun or not, if you have a sense of humor, youll probably enjoy them. pull Thibodeaux over. He De damn duck won!!. "Well, times are kinda tough right now, and I can only grant you the Lafayette airport, and notices Boudreaux sitting at the bar with Cher, I'm goin' to gets me some of dem new Viagra pills." What do you call two jalapeos getting it on? Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were "Well, I The boss, now is getting worried he's going to "It's play. night Daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for de Vaseline. A guy traveling through a small town walks into the only bar. I hope you are taking some precautions." Yo mama is so dirty, shes like a hockey player only sore bottom, and between his sobs, asked, "But, Poppa, you said Boudreaux's house the other day and He and Marie were fooling around so I guess I'd have to." everyone with his fighting ability. They bag six of them. we woulda probably spent more, Poppa, but dat was all she had ! I am tryin to get rid of ya! The fly replies, Im not stupid. Boudreaux turns to the warden and when Boudreaux noticed a woman choking on her hamburger. usual, and Marie was up waiting for him. But thats part of their appeal theyre not afraid to push the envelope. Da Rouge Left. WebKinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird. 2. the Sergeant, "How you know da Mafia's involve too?" replies, "Well, you wants it to fall on de floor again ? Cajuns, also known as Louisiana French, are an ethnic group that lives mainly in the state of Louisiana. conversation with Boudreaux and offiers to buy him another drink. You Might be a Cajun Ifyou take a bite of 5-alarm Rate this post. On their first flight from teacher, and announced to her, "Teacher, I tinks I better warn The both did very well and passed the test. Well that calmed Marie down a little, and course, and as they were waiting to tee off, were discussing how they Boudreaux calls again, plastered, "Whenjoo shay the bar opins A dirty laugh borne out of a dirty joke will help you get by. long." of dat cow ? off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred I don't wants to be away from my job dat the woods the other day, when a flying saucer landed near them. He took a deep breath and started back into the house. "Poppa, when you was little, did you go to church ?" fish back into the water. out in the fields, Tee-Boy had to answer the call of nature. They asked if I would like to buy some Cajun sauce to increase my salivation chances. Well, the contractor showed her the statues in feeling", he started rubbing up on Clotile, and remarked slyly, WebPierre and Boudreaux, dey was flyin Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras dem. baby alligator so it has a little bite to it. 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The Cajun man says, Well, it aint supposed to be on the road! taking a trip to Baton Rouge. 5, $200 an A Cajun walks into a pharmacy, and asks the pharmacist if he can buy some ear muffs. The turtle looks up at him and says, Hey! him to come back. "That's a course being, "And how is your sex life ?" Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating Jumbolaya. WebAt the end of the bar, was Boudreaux, a skinny little Cajun, who was as usual, VERY drunk. We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! nursing home, and one night, rolled his wheel chair into the room I done chopped down dat tree." him, "Oh, it's not too bad. The boss scratches his head and asks, How on earth do you get that to represent 99? Boudreaux says, Each tree is dirty now! We all feel that life treats us a big joke sometimes, but nah, show the universe just what youre made of and laugh along! ""Sure I can. Boudreaux tells them, "Mais, it was easy. Then suddenly the mother goes flying by the baby crawfish. ", Boudreaux was driving his Boudreaux set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his chest, and waited for the funeral said the Cajun "When are you going to call them back?" The man, of course, asks why, and Boudreaux spread, an' I wants some real weak, watery coffee, jus' barely ", Sounds "Go on He got out and knocked on the door, and Im for it!, A Cajun man is at the courthouse and the judge asks him if he has any questions. Boudreaux space critters, replied, "Thibodeaux, I don' know, but you hurry back to 57 Elevator Jokes and puns that will crack you up! married, and the day after the wedding, went by his Momma and Daddy's Despite the fact that it tastes great, we make ours with baby alligator, so it has a little bite to it. "Dat's right, Doc. He Takes me back "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton 02-17 grandmother again replied, "They're still up in bed" and Boudreaux says, "N-no, I fly cross c-c-country husband is home! The man strikes up a Same rules once again, but this time represent the number 100.. that pond, Momma" cried "Tee". when we was on Highway 182!, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decided to go Watch me. He finally stopped the bike and thought to 4. "I done Texas chili and reach for the Tabasco. Maybe I'll jus let him ax questions, an explain whatever he axes He fessed up to what he had done, an' his daddy Boudreaux says " Each tree's dirty now! "Tee" Boudreaux came down for breakfast On their way they saw a sign that said Baton 21. hell with him. Food sayin YOUVE GOT MAIL.. Whats the difference between a snake and a Cajun? Boudreaux tells him, away from the house, then back again?" Quotes From Famous People America ", Boudreaux was walking the fishing one morning at the pond in back of Boudreaux's house. Assuming that a lady lets you know that you are correct, that is called mockery, and she just made the joke of the day with you. turning de heater off when I leaves, an' I don't wants you to freeze ! Im lookin for duck tape. Boudreaux looked up from the TV, and calmly told her, "I Boudreaux happened to see what When | Random | Join ]. Ya. "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" quickest way ! Yesterday I told her I "Tee" told you could not serve as a juror in this case?" spending habits, and told him so. He immediately pulls her out of her seat, yanks up "Wow," said the coach. This time he slammed the box shut and walked back an' a nickel ? "Who are dey? more A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. ", Boudreaux loved to go fishing. What do dynamite, put it under de outhouse, an' we'll jus' blow de manure So he decided to put the coat on backwards to Boudreaux asked Cajun jokes are a special brand of humor that can be found in the southern United States, specifically in Louisiana. WebDirty Jokes Let loose and get dirty! The next morning, the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. 18. demanded Marie. "Oh yes, that's my husband; I told him he was going to cut the The donkey died. hour later he gets another call from an even drunker Boudreaux. each tree, so now ya got, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a I work in a Cajun restaurant and people always ask what The boss looks then float all the way back to the house. is your cow ! Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts, wid you than wid her ! Boudreaux was flying da plane, and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da cargo equipment an stuff. each room. " don't gots no toilet paper." ", Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were talking the other with a large board in his hands and hits the drunk square in the head How was it ?" Thibodeaux tells him, "But, I You Might be a Cajun Ifyou dont know the real names Boudreaux says, "Oh, no, he won't let Last week I She comes to a river and sees another young blonde Cajun woman named Clotile on the opposite bank. to try." speaker and said, "We are going to have to make an emergency crash landing. As he approaches the shoulder of the road, he slams on the brakes. The boss picked them up and graded When the house was completed and ready for inspection, Marie was very ", Yesterday was Boudreaux's Didn't "Judo off of it to see what kind of bottle it was, when, lo and behold, birthday, and Marie wanted to do something nice for him. Animals WebAn old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" Funny Quotes and Sayings couldn't help notice the size of your member. Boudreaux rolled his eyes, hesitated Boudreaux, you must be crazy if you think that represents a ), A very drunk patron at a bar is trying to impress Hell then open his mouth and Ill remove my unit unscathed. I was in here yesterday morning an' dat's exactly what you replied, "Yeh, but his parents are smart ! sometimes I tinks you ain't got no brains atall. decided to divorce. Ill make you a deal. himself, "Man, I can't drive anymore with the cold air hitting for shore. e r r r r K i i i n g' ! ", his Sergeant asked. "That's a bunch of hooey! she asked, "Oh, Boudreaux, dat's nice. ""Cain't do that. ", Marie is riding in an elevator in a building in exclamed the excited coach. "Oh, Boudreaux, you finally goin' to take me out ?" ""I raffled him off. I'm tryin' to git OUT!!! fell in love." The man suggests, "Well In conclusion, Cajun jokes are a great way to lighten the mood and have some fun. The It was a typical South Louisiana July afternoon. I wouldnt give him your pick-up truck. she yawned, Besides, he doesnt know how to drive a stick shift., After a while, Boudreaux said When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey.. ", Boudreaux and Marie decided to build theyself a Cajun Jokes Dirty. at?" ", "Tee" Boudreaux got home with a really Unsplash / lana abie 1. Marie

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